Aspiring actress Gib spotted me getting thrown out of me apartment. You're that guy that makes the porn videos, she said. I watch them with my boyfriend. Can you make a porn movie with me? Okay, I told her, but you'll have to buy me a few beers and a meal at the sushi bar. Oh yeah, and you'll need to suck my dick, swallow my cum, and show that you enjoy it. Get me another beer will you.