'Looking For love' As I was squeezing a log out in the toilet of my favorite restaurant, I noticed this poster on the back of the door. A picture of a girl holding her huge jugs together and licking her lips. A message under the picture read, 'Looking for a good woman? I'm Karen, 19, have big round tits, long legs and perform oral sex with strangers. One small defect, I have a three inch scare on my left cheek.' That's when I knew that Karen is someone I would like to meet, street meat, that is. So I rang the number on the bottom, and got her room mate, who said, 'Karen has been popular lately, you're the twentieth guy today.'