So I went to get me head shaved bald. This chick with ultra blond hair, ultra black roots and a stupid rabbit expression starts rasping away at me head. In the mirror I gazed at her white blouse, it was see thru. The more she worked on me head, the more the head of me willy stuck out, poking through me soccer running shorts. She noticed this, and said in perfect broken English, 'you - me - backroom now!' I spent a rather enjoyable afternoon with my fun bunny hairdresser.