So I won this bet with some Japanese guy in a karaoke bar. He shouldn't have challenged me on my knowledge of football, 'cos he fackin' lost, and didn't have enough money to pay me. Never mind, he traded his girlfriend for one night. Just like the Japanese like, a small, light skinned robot fuck toy. As soon as we got in the door, her mouth was looking for something to fill it. Who the fuck was Danny Blanchflower anyway?