When you are at the pub, surrounded by lots of big guys talking loudly over their beers, and sitting with their girlfriends that are always fat. In fact, so fat that fat bulges out from their armpits. Your thoughts may wonder to the little brown sex maniac that you had in Asia on your vacation. You often woke up with her mouth bobbing up and down on your early morning piss erection. Before you were fully awake, you had filled her cute mouth with a load, and she was thrilled to receive it ... And as you are thinking this, the background noise of the pub has faded away and you look down. The bar owners great dane is nosing up and licking the crotch of your pants. Ah well, it is still better than my best mates girlfriend.