Recently, I have noticed an increase in my normal animal magnetism. Girls are just throwing themselves at me. Their panties just slide down whenever I want. My phone does not stop ringing. Even the guy on the door of my hotel winks at me. I have to put this down to a pamphlet I was given from an old Chinese medicine shop. It explained that if you find a dead reindeer, or buffalo, chop its bollocks off and mash them into a paste. This is then applied liberally under the armpits. Women will find it irresistible. Works a treat for me.